The Call of Chocolate
Selections From H.P. Lovecraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter:
Peanut Butter Cup
In 1856, a fisherman from a tiny hamlet on the New England coast made a terrible pact with serpentine beasts from beneath the sea, that he might create the most delicious sweet seen upon the Earth since the days of the great Elder Race. Thus was forged the satanic pact between peanut butter and chocolate that resulted in the mutant offspring you see before you!
(via jwz)
