Geek Patrol



One More Thing

John: thoughts on the Mac updates?
Matt: (Autoreply) I am asleep.
John: yeah, i’m underwhelmed too

iTunes 6

Matt: iTunes 6? WTF is that?
Matt: iTunes 5 came out, what, 30 seconds ago?
John: I think I’ve still got iTunes 4.9 on my G5.

iTunes Video Store

Matt: also, the video store? QVGA?
John: QVGA?
Matt: 320×240 res on videos
John: !!!
Matt: seriously, though, QVGA?
John: it’s called a postage stamp.
John: and it’s DRM-enabled.
John: because, you know, people will want to trade QVGA videos.
John: aren’t the free videos in the iTMS larger?
Matt: yes
Matt: yes they are
John: dumb dumb dumb.
Matt: the movie trailers on Apple’s website are higher res

iPods

Matt: New iPods? No firewire.
Matt: Like, at all.
John: i know
John: firewire is so 2002.
Matt: It’s not that I’m complaining, it just seems strange.
Matt: Firewire is better.
Matt: Apple has previously been a whore for Firewire.
John: lower cost?
John: why support two types of connectivity when you can support one?
Matt: Older Macs don’t have USB2
John: THEN UPGRADE ALREADY
John: geez.
Matt: oh, right.
Matt: To use this new toy, you must have that new toy.

iMac G5

John: it’s like they put some lipstick on the iMac and shoved it out the door.
Matt: oh sweet
Matt: the iMac gained 100 MHz, and lost a memory slot. wtf?
John: it lost a memory slot?
Matt: yeah
Matt: the tech specs say “one 512 MB DDR2 533MHz chip, supports up to 2.5 GB, one memory slot”
John: weird.
John: so it’s got 512MB built-in?
Matt: I’m thinking that they are either making up numbers, or the iMac has 512 soldered in and one free slot
John: i think it’s the latter.
Matt: one thing I’m not clear on: does the new iMac have a video out so you can use frontrow on your TV?
John: it’s got to, otherwise frontrow just seems dumb.
John: the iMac has s-video and composite out
Matt: via adapter or built in?
Matt: I’m guessing adapter.
Matt: for 30$
John: yup
John: adapter sold separately

FrontRow

John: when are we going to be able to rip DVDs and play them in iTunes or FrontRow?
John: that would be superuseful.
Matt: too bad hollywood doesn’t think so
Matt: YOU MUST NOT CONSUME YOUR CONSUMABLES ANY OTHER WAY THAN WE DEEM
Matt: ALSO, WE DEEM THAT THE TERM DEEM IS UNDERUSED

PhotoBooth

Matt: I haven’t looked at photobooth
John: it looks kinda neat.
John: but it’s a really trivial application.
Matt: so wait
Matt: it takes your picture and makes an avatar out of it?
Matt: that seems……
Matt: I dunno
Matt: useless?
Matt: narcissistic?
John: yes
John: and yes
Matt: from apple.com/imac/isight.html
Matt: “Taking pictures of yourself has never been more fun. Add a special image effect � Sepia, Black & White, Glow, Comic Book, X-Ray, Colored Pencil, Thermal Camera, Spotlight, Bulge, Dent, Twirl, Squeeze, Mirror, Light Tunnel, Stretch, Fish Eye.”
Matt: “Click. See the screen flash white. (How�s that for cool.)”
Matt: See the screen flash white. How’s that for cool? I hate the break it to them, but it’s kinda dumb.
Matt: as is their recent copy on their site.
Matt: on the upside, I’m going to start saying “How’s that for cool” all the time now
John: i’m wondering if apple has jumped the shark.
Matt: jumping a shark, how’s that for cool?
Matt: see, it works for almost anything